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THICK Body Wash Travel Size - Naval Diplomacy

THICK Body Wash Travel Size - Naval Diplomacy

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Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Sriracha-style cap allows for precision application and was the only cap we could source 3.4 oz. travel size allows you to bring your best scent to Seneca Falls Bonus: no loofah required Size: 3.4 oz *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

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Returns are accepted within 21 days of purchasing. You can either bring it to the store or mail it in. Remember, the pieces must be tagged, unused, unworn, and unwashed :)

Unfortunately we typically do not restock our items. So if you see something you like, you might want to purchase right away so you don't miss out.

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All orders leave our shop within 2 days, and should be in your hands within 7 days.

Everything ships from our shop in Alexandria, MN.